1. 1 year ago 
    "

    Stella: You know how I talked my way out of a speeding ticket?

    Ted: Really?

    Stella: I was heading upstate with my parents, I was doing 90 on the country roads. I got pulled over. So this cop, gets out of his car, swaggers over and he says, ‘Lady, I’ve been waiting for you all day.’ And I said, ‘Sorry Officer, I got here as fast as I could.’

    Ted: For real?

    Stella: No, it’s just a joke…………. I know that you’re tired of waiting. And you may have to wait a little while more but, she’s on her way, Ted. And she’s getting here as fast as she can.

    "
    -

    How I Met Your Mother

    Season 4

    Episode 23

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